Are you renting an apartment in a building that should have been demolished years ago? There’s no need to be ashamed, we’ve all been there. My first apartment was in a building that was a hideout for thieves. Needless to say I kept my doors locked at all times.
However, there were some miscreants that managed to find their way in. And let me tell you, they didn’t deserve to be called human, because they weren’t. The perpetrators who managed to breach my walls were mostly cockroaches and their allied forces. In the kind of place I lived it would be strange not have such unsavory guests. I’m guessing you’re facing the same problem I did all those years ago. Back then I couldn’t do anything besides cry myself to sleep at night. However, you can deal with this situation in a much better way. Here are a few apps to help you resolve your pest problem.
In an apartment such as yours, you’ll often encounter pests that look like they’ve been genetically engineered. They’re nothing like anything you’ve seen before. If you want to search the internet on how to exterminate these pests, then you need a name to go with the image. For those of you who don’t have an entomologist on speed dial, here’s the next best thing. Advanced Pest Control is an app that helps you identify all sorts of weird insects, so you don’t have to take a trip to the library. While some people call this “creepy”, the people at ‘Advanced Pest Control’ call it “work”. And you thought your job was taxing. Once the pest has been identified, you can find ways to exterminate it. It’s simple, just Google its name and you’ll find plenty of ways to kill it.
If you’re having trouble eliminating your uninvited guests, then the next course of action is to keep them the hell away from you. The mere thought of these creatures crawling over me while I sleep gives me the heebie-jeebies. Who knows what sort of malignant diseases they carry? Easy Pest Control creates a demilitarized zone that pests cannot enter. It does this by emitting an ultra-sonic sound that is intolerable to them. It’s not audible to humans, so you don’t have to worry about having your beauty sleep disturbed. It keeps pests such as rats, cockroaches and mosquitoes at a distance. You better hope your phone’s battery doesn’t run out, or you’ll be left vulnerable. You can imagine how angry they’ll be after being kept at bay for so long. Easy Pest Control is the perfect alternative to a full on extermination. You can’t afford a decent apartment. I don’t expect you to be able to afford an exterminator.
Pest Control Technology is the exterminator’s trade magazine. If you can’t afford pest control services, then this app is the next best thing. If you’re not having any luck with your current profession, then this app may even be able to help you with a career change. It’s always good to keep your options open. This app brings you the latest news from the pest control industry. This includes new ways of exterminating pests. It also provides offline reading, so you don’t waste money reading about pests all day. If you happen to be an exterminator then this app is a must have. It’s the Bible every exterminator swears by. The app is powered by Texterity, which happens to be one of the largest publishers of digital content. Pest Control Technology is the biggest source of information related to this particular industry.
If your residence resembles ‘Joe’s Apartment’ minus the singing and dancing, then it’s time to get these apps ASAP. The only thing worse than anthropomorphized cockroaches is real cockroaches. Your apartment may not be much, but it is your home and these apps will help you keep your home clear of pests. The only thing that should be worrying you about your apartment are the unsavory people living beside it and not the uninvited guests living inside. It’s only a matter of time before you’ll have a chance to leave this hellhole behind and move into something a bit more sophisticated. Fortune smiles on everyone. You just need to bide your time until it’s your turn.
Nancy Baker, the co-author of this article, is a freelance blogger, currently writing for, Peregrine General Pest Control, one of the leadingpest control companies in Alberta. Her hobbies include, squash and tennis.