{"id":5955,"date":"2014-04-29T07:51:36","date_gmt":"2014-04-29T07:51:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beta.sellcell.com\/blog\/?p=5955"},"modified":"2024-01-17T15:02:41","modified_gmt":"2024-01-17T15:02:41","slug":"ten-signs-you-need-a-break-from-gaming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sellcell.com\/blog\/ten-signs-you-need-a-break-from-gaming\/","title":{"rendered":"Ten Signs you need a Break from Gaming"},"content":{"rendered":"

There are definite signs that gamers should watch for that may indicate they need a break from gaming. Of course, gamers know that taking an actual extended break from gaming can be painful \u2013 unfortunately it may be necessary to cure these symptoms.<\/p>\n

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#1<\/h2>\n

– Your hand is stuck in the shape of your controller or PC playing position. This creates an effect that may be frightening to young children and parental figures.<\/p>\n

#2<\/h2>\n

– You start using game-lingo in everyday conversation with non-gamers. For example, you tell your boss you need a raise because \u201c<insert name of your favorite game currency here><\/strong> doesn\u2019t grow on trees!\u201d<\/p>\n

#3<\/h2>\n

– A similar effect occurs when you actually think in game or Internet lingo. This effect is shown when you find something funny and actually think the letters, \u201cL O L\u201d in your head. This is very difficult to reverse once you hit the point where you actually speak the acronyms aloud instead of just thinking them.<\/p>\n

#4<\/h2>\n

– You are unable to pinpoint the exact date of your last shower. This is a problem that should be corrected as soon as possible as this problem can lead to other issues such as your mom, girlfriend, boyfriend, or friends spraying you down with a bottle of Febreze.<\/p>\n

#5<\/h2>\n

– Your favorite gaming chair has a permanent imprint of your behind on it. Occasionally adjusting position while you play may lessen this effect for a period of time.<\/p>\n

#6<\/h2>\n

– You realize that you know more about your MMO friend\u2019s personal lives than you do about your \u201creal life\u201d friend\u2019s personal lives. This problem can be solved by forcing \u201creal life\u201d friends to play your favorite games with you.<\/p>\n

#7<\/h2>\n

– You have a \u201cgamer\u2019s tan.\u201d You know \u2013 that lovely pasty glow that suggests you have not seen the sun in months. Unfortunately, the only established cure for this is actually going outside.<\/p>\n